January 2012
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"ambiguously ethnic"
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naming your pitbull Peppr La Beija? fo real? like is this meant to be?
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” i know u heard Common call him out tho right? LOL. He said ’ i’m taking too long with this amateur guy, you ain’t wettin’ nobody nigga, you Canada Dry! but fo real i’m starting to wean off hip hop its gettin too gay and shit with everyone on ymcmb like wayne tyga nikki now busta rhymes and they even signed this white guy from american idol man its gay but you...
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Gay-Z
kuya: i don’t get all this drake hype. me: whatever take care is so good. kuya: is this another gay thing? like gay guys and drizzy? me: what? i don’t know. kuya: i thought you were all hipster gay, now u all hip hop gay. me: ugh. stupid. kuya: you gays and hip hop rappin like Gay-Z.
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“john. were you raised on a farm? because you’re sure good at raising cock.”
– my patient last night. making me laugh / really uncomfortable
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proud parent.
roxy woke me up at like 6:15am today by licking my face. i sat up and was like “wtf roxy what do you want?” then she ran towards the back door and stood there for a while and looked back at me. i was like “oh you wanna go outside..?” so i opened the door and immediately she ran to the patch of grass, squatted and proceeded to take the biggest dump i’ve ever seen. then...
Watchlazy friday with my babe.
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