i'm a fun guy. not to be confused with fungi. gross.

i got a new roommate and we both just took a quiz on which gossip girl character we are, we both got the same results, he also put a one direction magnet on our fridge, so I’m pretty excited about it.

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Lol this waitress just asked me if I was wearing acqua di gio and I said no I was just at mother load last night

It’s cute how people complain to me about working Mondays and I’m over here working Friday nights, weekend nights, and major holidays.